The Annual Easter Resurrection Ceremony

The Easter Bunny acquired resurrection powers when he rested in the tomb with a deceased Jesus Christ for three days. This was a product of time travel in a futile attempt to save Christ from death. Jesus assured the Bunny that everything was meant to be. The furry fella has a limited ability to raise the dead back to life. It drains a lot of power from the Easter Bunny and the Spirit Of Easter so there’s only one official resurrection at a special ceremony within Easter City each year. However, one or two other impromptu resurrections may take place if the Bunny happens to be at the right place and the right time. The blessed Bunny also has the unlimited ability of self-resurrection so he will live on forever!🐰

Resurrected Individuals

The fallen one’s body or ashes is transported to Easter City for the serious ceremony. It takes place at 3 PM on Easter Sunday.

2025

  • Jackie Mathers – Vampire Slayer – Slain by Dracula in New York City on November 11th, 2024

2024

  • Susan Simons – Werewolf Hunter – She literally thew herself to the wolf to save an innocent family!

2023

  • Pierre Auclair – Cryptozoologist – Dispatched by a Chupacabra in France. Escaped from a millionaire’s private zoo.

2022

  • Shiela Baily – Good Witch – Temporarily met her maker at the hands of The Plague Doctor Cult in Australia.

2021

  • Alvin Adams – Plague Doctor Pacifier – The Plague Doctor himself gave poor Alvin 100 deadly diseases in 10 seconds on June 14, 2020! Ironically, none of them were COVID!

2020

  • Father Dick Johnson – Catholic Exorcist – An exorcised demon sent the Priest to stay with the Holy Lord in Heaven for 7 months.

2019

  • Frank Burger – Zombie Hunter – [ZombieCorp Inc.] Eaten alive by a horde of zombies in darkest Peru.

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